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“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” - Franklin Jones My first mistake was leaving my boyfriend’s dog at the park where I was supposed to be walking him.  Gerald (that’s the boyfriend not the dog, … Continue reading

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The Boss from Pasedena

The boss from pasedena is coming tomorrow. ERROR_INSTALL_SERVICE_FAILURE 1601 The service you were trying to install could not be accessed. Contact your support personnel to verify that this service is properly registered. No you fucking idiot pasedena. ERROR_INSTALL_ALREADY_RUNNING 1618 Another … Continue reading

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Three Terabytes*

“Edward Hallaran Bennett was an Irish surgeon remembered for describing Bennett’s fracture. He is said to have introduced antiseptic technique to Dublin.” That was what she had told him when they last spoke. It was not the fact that she … Continue reading

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